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Clown Town

Founded by 5 best friends from Marion, Indiana who grew up together, Clown Town is an area that may or may not be real, inhabited by people that you may or may not remember because you were just too wasted to recall anything.

In order to visit Clown Town one must drink to the point that they are experiencing a very heavy blackout. At this point the person will arrive in Clown Town but they usually will not know that they have visited Clown Town until the next couple of days have passed and their hangover has subsided.

Many things happen in Clown Town, but barely anything is remembered. Pictures that are taken on your visit to Clown Town never do your trip justice, but they may serve as tools when attempting to remember your journey.
"Hey Johnny, where did you get that broken nose and those two black eyes?"
-"I guess I was breaking someone's Furniture and then got my ass beat when I was in Clown Town."

"Guys, we all just chugged 105 fluid ounces of vodka tonic at The Cactus, I guess we are going to Clown Town tonight."
by Long John Stuttle September 23, 2009
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clown status

A person who, through absurd or irrelevant actions or comments, achieves a certain level of idiocy that likens him or her to a clown.

A joke, loser, douch bag, jerk-off
Yo I just thought I'd tell you that your boyfriend is total clown status.
by friarSams March 23, 2005
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killer clown

A person dressed as a clown with murderous or harmful intent. Possible origins include serial killer John Wayne Gacy, who became known as the "killer clown" when he created a series of oil paintings on death row on the subject of clowns; or an incident in Boston in 1981 in which dozens of reports surfaced of children being abducted by people dressed like clowns.
"The Killer Clowns in your town raising all hell" -Tech N9ne/"Imma Tell"

Note: the 1981 Boston incident of clowns abducting children spread to Kansas City, Missouri, Tech N9ne's oft-referenced hometown.
by J-Mills2 November 13, 2007
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Clown Shoe

Pejorative phrase. Indicates that a person, thing, or activity is ridiculous; a joke; not worthy of respect; silly; excessive; gaudy; exaggerated for the sake of comedic or dramatic effect; lacking nuance or depth; trite; cliche; stereotypical or oversimplified concept or idea.

Plural: Clown Shoes.

Origin: Shoes worn by clowns, usually brightly colored with a bulbous toe region, are made to elicit a cheap laugh; superficial effect;
Compared to the Playstation 3, the Nintendo Wii is a clown shoe.
by F.T.B. June 17, 2008
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Party Clown

A sexual game, usually enjoyed after a blow job in which one person creates an air-tight seal around the head of the penis with one hand and blows into the opening to inflate the foreskin, capturing air, and then releasing it in a fashion to which it imitates the sound of passing gas (known as a pueef).

**Disclaimer** Requires the participant to be uncircumcised.
"Man my bitch gives such great blowies I let her play a game of Party Clown after each one."
by Rachel Lutz January 30, 2007
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Clown world

Some think its a nazi “buzzword” or a alt right thing but its not. Anyone can use clown world.

Its simply pointing out goofy ass shit that happens in our society. Usually ironic, hypocritical, senseless shit that just shouldn’t be the way it is. Especially in these trying times.
Guy 1: lol i just bought the whole halo infinite store and battlepass! I spent $200, im flexing on poors

Guy 2: fucking clown world

Guy 1: halo infinite has awful micro transactions, forced lobbies, only challenge xp and nothing for performance

Guy 2: lol you just want cosmetics

Guy 1: fucking clown world

Guy 1: welcome to my money burning asmr youtube channel
Guy 2: theres homelessness in our country, clown world
by American toilet November 24, 2021
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ass clown

one who is completely retarded and makes his or herself look like a complete ass at all times no matter the occasion.
Tylor Eich, and Weston Scott are ass clowns for robbing a corner store for cigarettes.
by robby adkins October 3, 2009
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