Evan Chapstick

A meme-infested kid with mad gamer skills and a bundle of swagger

"Dude, you're such an Evan Chapstick." -Francesco
"I know man, I know." -Andrew

by francesco42069 October 8, 2016

watermelon chapstick

"Watermelon Chapstick" is often used as a reference to cocaine/crack.

Person 1: "Aye, yo! You go that watermelon chapstick I asked you for?"
Person 2: "Yeah man... Don't make a scene."

by Motherfluffer April 18, 2018

watermelon chapstick

Slang for Cocaine/Crack.

Person: "Aye, yo! Got that watermelon chapstick I asked for?"

by Motherfluffer April 18, 2018

smashing clams

When two females’, slam into each other in the scissor position.

Yo Gertrude, smashing clams with you is so enlightening.

by KatSeren January 23, 2018

Oakland clamshell

An Oakland clamshell is performed using 3 Necessary Objects, a bulldozer, a large black dildo, a box of Frosted Flakes and your local fat black woman. To proceed with this maneuver you must attach the dildo to the bulldozer (creating the dildozer) you must also make a trail leading to a location near the dildozer (leading your local black woman) and when one appears you must be ready on the dildozer and proceed to ram her anus. Then without letting her escape you must lift her using the dildozer once this maneuver has been successfully completed you must shake her on the dildo causing a violent squirting orgasm. Then this has been completed successfully.

Man 1: I finally did my first Oakland clamshell last night!

Man 2: no way, that maneuver is way to intense.

Man 1: hell yeah I did! It wasn’t easy she put up quite the fight!

by Crusty clamshell February 21, 2019

Jason Claeson

An absolute dad

Hey do you know jason Claeson
Yea he’s a dad

by Imggay August 26, 2019

On clamps

when you lock down another athlete in a particular sport.

Man, that receiver thought he was nice but I put him on clamps. he didn't catch anything..

by pastaknottyz March 10, 2020