cheatstard

A hybrid of a cheating bustard, where the stupidest man in the world not only cheats on his girlfriend but is too stupid to try and hide it so he get caught where she can see. As if this wasn't ittiotic enough, this Cheatstard has cheated with a fat ugly whore.

"We were staying a friends house and I found that cheatstard in bed with that fat ugly slut."

by Jazmanian devil July 27, 2015

cheat at Scrabble

To cheat (not just in a game, but not in relationships) in an overly obvious way for little reason, if any, or to exploit an arbitrary technicallity.

"I kept telling him that a triangle with 1 side with a lenght of zero is a line, but he kept trying to cheat at Scrabble by throwing a calculus textbook at me."

by MidKnight Reign April 23, 2009

cheat fingers

the fingers inserted into the anus during male masterbation to acheive orgasm faster.

friend 1: "oh dude i rubbed one out last night"
friend 2: "did you use your cheat fingers?"
friend 1: "yea, i had to go out, so i needed to be quick"

by ivice September 22, 2009

Cheatbook

The act of using Facebook to hook up with old girlfriends and high school/college flames while married or otherwise attached.

Did you hear about Paula and Sam! Sam hooked up with his high school girlfriend on Cheatbook and now Paula and Sam are getting divorced!

by Shoxedone December 18, 2009

cheater plugs

16 gauge earings that make you look as if you have 0g or 00g holes.

dude 1:"how did you gauge your ear so quick?" dude 2:" I didn't they're cheater plugs"

by Big_Sean September 19, 2010

Chealsified

The act of wearing your hat on top of your hair without pushing it down onto your head.

Dude, have I chealsified my hat yet?

by Chealsea & Eryne October 3, 2010

Chatsmanlike conduct

Chat-smin-like-con-duct. When a person continually adds value by performing activities that warrant the call of "Chat".

Jerry took the bins out & helped Bridget with her homework, that's chatsmanlike conduct

by Dollar$ Carroll September 28, 2011