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dog-cheating

definition: when a dog owner returns home bearing the scent of another dog on his or her clothing
you: "dog, i'm home!"

your dog: *sniffs*

your dog: "that ain't kibbles and bits i'm smelling you dog-cheating son of a-"
by whatinthediddly July 8, 2017
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food cheating

When your significant other keeps going out to eat real good food at decent places repeatedly with the same few or individual other leaving you hungry and alone or worse eating Ramen in Jail.
Amanda was food cheating on me last year straight up at a Pats game for St. Patricks day and I was choking down Ramen with Carl and Manny
by Jvanasseumassgmail May 23, 2018
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non-sexual cheating

Something impossible to accomplish. If you manage to accomplish this.... well good for you i suppose.
Non-sexual cheating is impossible. You may think that your significant other spending time with someone else more than yourself is non-sexual cheating but, it is not they just don't want to spend time with you all the fucking time thats all.
by InfiniteWisdom42 May 4, 2011
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charting

The act of farting while on chat, with the audio on.
Yo man, I was online with that bitch and she kept charting....
by ElPutoMatico October 18, 2009
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Chasing the Dragon

That game that Stan from South Park played in that episode "Guitar Queer-O."

Highly addicting.
Chasing the Dragon!! You chase the dragon while injecting yourself... but you never actually catch the dragon.
by S.P.Luuuuuvah June 23, 2008
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Chatango

Chatango is an online chat place for losers who want some attention. Most everyone on there is "emo" because they think their lifes are so bad.

The people who populate Chatango are; Emo's; Pedo's; Ugly People;Sluts or Drugo's. Everyone person on Chatango fits into at least one of those categories

People on Chatango also cyber alot because it's the closest thing they can possibly have to sex. There's also people with online girlfriends and boyfriends and pretend to have an online family so they can fulfill their pathetic lifes.

People with "Original" accounts such as characters from popular anime are all just losers. They pay money for their accounts and think they're god because they have a stupid account on a website that has no real meaning. Even try and talk to one and they say "Who are you?" "Do i know you?" and if you say no then they basically tell you to get lost. They also talk using proper grammar and shun n00bs.

There's also people who THINK they have original accounts but they're just stupid things like if someone made the account UrbanDictionary.
Original Sasuke on Chatango: Hey i bought this account for $200, i'm so awesome.

Ordinary person on Chatango: You're such a douche, go get a life already.

Chatango n00b: WAAAAT!!1! 200 DOLLAS!!!@!!1
by Someone telling you the truth September 3, 2010
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Cheating

The act of infidelity between two partners in a marriage, or an adult relationship. Cheating is a very strong word and should NOT be used by LG's and LB's in highschool when their partner is sexually involved with someone else. If someone is unfaithful to their partner, they are to immature to be in a relationship! Grow up first, before you hurt someone.
A LG came to me crying, "I caught Colten cheating on me." I responded, "You're thirteen years old! What the hell are you talking about."
by Old-Soul November 28, 2010
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