Caveman Mentality

The idea that some people, often of an older and less technological generation, has that when a piece of technology such as a computer or television is not working, that hitting it as hard as u can and bashing the side of it will some how magically fix all the problems

Father: *wack wack* stupid computer, its loading too slow

Son: dad u opened up 15 new windows, its ur own fault, chill out! You and your caveman mentality

by Splicel December 1, 2009

Cave Troll

An ugly, but heavily stacked guy, who inhabits a crappy little room on his own.

Percey: Whose the guy who lives in fat 21 next to the ample kitchen?

Nathaniel: That's Will, he's an absolute cave troll.

by Lee Bowyer June 23, 2010

Devil Woman from the Ice Caves

A female who dumps you but wants you to look like the bad guy. She will normaly play nice in public and be a total bitch in private.

When you were together, she probably made you a vitim of cyber-rape.

When I stoped talking to Becky, she yelled at me saying that it made her look like the Devil Woman from the Ice Caves.

by Mike Ness September 14, 2008

Jizz cavern

A bizmal hole that could, is, or was at one time filled with ejaculate.

Man we should leave this bar, it's a total jizz cavern.
Have you checked out the strip club it's a jizz cavern. Mom don't pick up that sock it's my jizz cavern.

by Ccity 3147 September 9, 2009

cave creatures

general name: "boy"
- rumoured to live in the water because nobody actually ever sees them.
- walk on hands
- have curious web like feet
- often lurke around corners ready to pounce
- dirty
- evil, skank, hoes
- boys eat beets.
- if contact occurs, wash, rinse, shampoo, condition, and repeat until necessary , or until sins are repented
May Cause:
- lies
- lack of spelling skillz
- dilusionalism
- cave creatures like to steal soulds with their bulging abnormal eyes. Be aware. Another reason not to look directly at "them"

Marie: Is it safe to look staight into the eyes of cave creatures?
Answer: FALSE. refer to basilisk safety procedures. Proceed with caution.

by JAM9873937592 June 21, 2008

Caveblocker

A giant, crucial bowlwinder that collapses into a shitmass that blocks the part of the toilet where the water goes down.

Bro, I unleashed a caveblocker and clogged the toilet.

by poondoggy April 13, 2009

Cave sisters

Two or more females whom had sexual relations with the same male partner.

Whoa, you slept with Matt too?! Now we are cave sisters!

by Juhit March 2, 2011