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Raised Catholic

A way of sugar coating the use of child exploitation to physiologically abuse children to the point of mental illness to force Catholicism onto them against their will usually brainwashing them into thinking they chose the faith which no sane consenting adult ever does requiring all abrahamic religion to survive off child exploitation through Religious indoctrination abuse.
Most people who were raised Catholic don't have the mental capacity to leave the faith without forced deprogramming because they were subjected to so much physiological abuse that continues through adulthood.
by 36368876 July 10, 2023
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catholic grading system

A=Gay for Jesus
B=no longer virgin

C=Cucked by Nuns
D=Dicked by priest

F=Fucked by pope
I have an F in scripture Jonny, I hope I don't get sent to the pope. Man, I love the catholic grading system
by FastBallPaul December 4, 2017
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Catholic condom

Special typical condoms representing any Catholic person who doesn't want to be in onanist.
Condoms come with a predetermined hole somewhere in their construction. So you know you're using a condom, but, with God's assistance the hole will do its job.
The job of a Catholic condom is to assure the individual will not be seen as an Onanist in the eyes of God.
The Olympic Committee has decided to stop The intimacy ban at the 2024 Olympics by giving out 3 million free Catholic condoms to the Olympians to keep the nearby Pope at peace.
by Purinse March 19, 2024
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Holy Name Catholic School

A Catholic elementary school in Toronto situated on the dish with one spoon covenant, It is located on 690 Carlaw.
by pagR May 11, 2024
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Catholic pigeon orb

The furious amalgamation of a quantity of at least 72 pigeons with the head and feathers removed, merged by any means necessary into a spherical shape and doused in holy water. When creating a Catholic pigeon orb, it is customary to offer the heads of all pigeons used in the creation of the orb to His Holiness the Pope. Under no circumstances can the orb be consumed by a human being.
I made a Catholic pigeon orb the other day. You should have seen the look on The Pope's face. He was delighted!
by uviferous May 10, 2025
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St stephens Catholic Secondary School

What a school. Vice principals act like wardens of a prison, and casually lurk the halls at any given time. Once you hear the heels and the jingly keys I’d suggest you run.

People also piss in the juulroom which is odd, even stranger is that some call it the “bAtHrOoM”.

God forbid you are out of uniform tho....
“Yo fham tryna lap quick at st stephens catholic secondary school
“I jus got a detention for bein outta uniform, yk how the VP’s r mans can’t leave again, they got me sittin in the corner of the hallway yo”
“They really treatin you like a mut”
by Lord Hamlet February 17, 2021
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catholic

it is slang for unprotected sex; using no condoms in a sexual arrangement.

it is usually found in escort advertising.
example escort advertisement

Hey Babe

I will make you Happy Either old or young..I'm Every Mans Fantasy And Your

Dream.

Attractive Soft Ass, Tight Pussy, Beautiful Skin, Temenduos Body.

I’m Looking For Hungry Killer That Can Kill My Pussy. Always Ready Party and Get Naughty, Looking Generous Men Who Know How To Treat Women.

Am Available for Car Fun, Hotel Fun Ready.

For All Styles BJ, Oral, Anal, blowjob, New Style 69, D.o.g.g.y Style.

No Catholic.

I want to 100% Real Guy. I Promise Definitely Make You Feel Happy & Relaxed.

You Will Remember Me Forever My Service
by anonymous April 17, 2022
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