Canada's History

A depraved sexual act involving a pair of moose antlers, a jar of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. How this fits in a vagina is beyond me.

Stephen Colbert: The hardest part of doing the Canada's History is fitting it all in there!

by Caleb Crawdad February 4, 2010

Canada's History

The sad excuse that is Canadian military domination.

Proud American: Look at Canada's History...

More American: Yeah, Canada is just America's hat.

by exsess March 9, 2010

Canada's History

A vary depraved sex act that involves moose antlers, maple syrup and the Stanley cup. Originating from America's ongoing raping of Canada.

She's was already passed out so I pulled a Canada's History on her. She woke up in the hospital.

by Ivory_Dealer February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual act in which a man pours maple syrup out of the Stanley Cup onto a woman wearing a pair of antlers. After the syrup has been rubbed all over the woman's body (Including the antlers), the man then begins to fuck the woman with the antlers while she jacks/sucks him off. Licking the remaining syrup out of the Stanley Cup is optional, but it is tasty.

Man: I dunno, I guess we just need a little more excitement in our sex life.
Woman: Well...We could try Canada's History.
Man: Hell yes!

by Rickrypienftw February 5, 2010

Canada's History

Noun; A sexual act, so depraved that it cannot be described on television. Often involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Noun; Indescribably nasty sex act. Normally resulting in painful ripping and exploding of sexual organs.
Verb; The act of performing "Canada's History". (Note: When unlubricated the act is often known as the 'Canada Dry' or the 'Canadian Rough Rider').

After that chick took Canada's History, her sexual organs exploded.

by Phillip Phillips February 8, 2010

Canada's History

a sexual act where a man penetrates a woman with with no less than 7 power tools.

Where's my hammer drill? Oh right. Jim, stop giving your wife Canada's History.

by Ted99999 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act where the woman is spread eagled with the skull of a moose in her anus and her hands on the antlers while the man pours maple syrup into her vagina while ejaculating into the Stanley Cup and then pours the ejaculate into her mouth.

Cindy liked the taste of Stephen's maple syrup, although she didn't think she would take Canada's History again.

by From Canada With Love696969 February 4, 2010