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Canada's History

A sexual act in which a man pours maple syrup out of the Stanley Cup onto a woman wearing a pair of antlers. After the syrup has been rubbed all over the woman's body (Including the antlers), the man then begins to fuck the woman with the antlers while she jacks/sucks him off. Licking the remaining syrup out of the Stanley Cup is optional, but it is tasty.

Man: I dunno, I guess we just need a little more excitement in our sex life.
Woman: Well...We could try Canada's History.
Man: Hell yes!

by Rickrypienftw February 5, 2010