Canada's History, is an elaborate sex move, starting off this unusual fornication deals with the insertion of moose antlers into one or more holes of the mail or females partners body.
Then the contender with the most antlers sticking out from them is water-bordered with the contents of a bottle of maple syrup. Then natural sexual intercourse may occur, providing that the antlers may need to be removed from the frontal are of the female, then finally at the entirety of the climax, the fruits of there labors are emptied into the Stanly Cup, witch the couple then drinks from deeply.
Then the contender with the most antlers sticking out from them is water-bordered with the contents of a bottle of maple syrup. Then natural sexual intercourse may occur, providing that the antlers may need to be removed from the frontal are of the female, then finally at the entirety of the climax, the fruits of there labors are emptied into the Stanly Cup, witch the couple then drinks from deeply.
Dude, Stephan Colbert was talking about that nasty Canada's History on his show last night......nasty shit man.
nasty.
nasty.
by 1234321212 February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. A point in time where our English founders decided to take ice and frozen wasteland coupled with sickness and countless acres of woodland over the nice sunny beaches with nothing to do but relax.. cuz there arent any fucking winters
by ClawoftheBeast February 4, 2010
Get the Canadas Historymug. a sexual act involving taking a trophy and putting it in a woman's vagina, dripping maple syrup all over her, half drowning her in it, and then making her wear moose antlers
by hachihachi February 7, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. sex act that creates permanent dis-connection between the synapses in each of the participants brains wich link grammar and motor function.
see definitions at urban dictionary . com for results of participants and their subsequent ramblings after performing Canadas History.
by brogarner February 10, 2010
Get the canadas historymug. by jasonn18 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug. a sex act so depraved it can't be described on TV -- not even basic cable! It involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley cup.
by mswyrr February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug. Canada may be America's hat, but Canada's history is still a stylish classic for when America wants to look retro.
by J117 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug.