Callum Teas Ready!!

For someone who has to leave for there tea to get away from difficult situation.

"Cal how olds your misses?" "CALLUM TEAS READY!!" "Gotta Go"

by D00kie2323 November 15, 2009

Callum Nicolson

A Callum Nicolson is a noun
Callum Nicolson is a extremely sexy type of person they are also known for having very long hair with glasses and can sometimes be mistaken for a girl

Callum Nicolson is way fit

by Science_Master March 21, 2017

Callum lane

IS a fat midget cunt

Him “your such a fat cunt like callum lane”

by Yhvcfthj February 12, 2018

Callum

a sweet and funny guy who can sometimes be a dick. you are able to trust anything with him no matter what it is

person 1: Callum is so nice
person 2: yay but he"s kinda a dick

person 1: i wish i was Callum

by super dooper definition master June 6, 2018

Callum Smith

A Callum Smith is a tool used to peel back unwanted skin. You can peel back the skin on your arms, back, legs, even your eyelids.

“Check out my new callum Smith. I just peeled my foreskin!”

by LexiBatterson69 December 31, 2018

Callus Bod

A person with a fat gut but very thick and strong arms

Jeremy worked out today to get that callus bod.

by Ozpin September 17, 2019

Callum

To Callum is to fly to Scotland, in the hopes of "getting some", but returning unsuccessful.

Person 1: How was your weekend?

Person 2: Terrible. A complete Callum.

by Jordanielll October 11, 2019