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go fuck a cactus

When saying fuck you isn't good enough...this insult is enough to kill a man
Guy: ur a bitch

You: Oh go fuck a cactus
by alex.me March 24, 2021
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Humble Cactus

Humble Cactus is a phrase used to refer to someone being a bitch. It is used in Minecraft because of the Microsoft chat reporting system. Another variation of this is Recap.
Hey (insert Minecraft Gamertag) stop being a Humble Cactus!
by Bamblue_1043 August 8, 2022
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Cactus

Australian Slang most commonly used by chromosome and Luis
That shit’s not cactus
by notchromosome September 23, 2025
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cactus jumper

Someone who doesn't talk to ugly people. Cactus being the ugly plant.
Girl 1: hey I think that boy likes you. Go talk to him.

Girl 2: nah. He's ugly.

Girl 1: you're a total cactus jumper!
by Cactibabe April 23, 2014
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Red Cactus

1)Red cactus is a slang term for vaginitis, a redenning and inflamation of the vagina. Red cactus, like most slang, can be used to degrade or embarass someone.

2)Red cactus can also be a term for a whore or prostitute. It can also be used to dicribe a woman that is "An easy fuck" or someone that you can get to have some sort of sexual intercourse with you because of the possibility of her having a vaginal disease suck as, previousely mentioned, vaginitis.
1) Doctor: I'm sorry, Cara, you have red cactus.

Cara: Huh?

Doctor: You have vaginitis.

2) Jordan: Omg, look at Cara! She's such a red cactus! I mean, look at all the guys checking her out!

Sidney: Ikr, she dresses like a total whore!
by mason4456 May 23, 2010
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Man Cactus

Used to describe the condition of male genitals created by prickly regrowth of shaved pubic hair. Does not occur if one has a manzilian as the regrowth is much softer
Diner: "Stop scratching your crotch at the table you disgusting creature!"
Waiter: "Im terribly sorry sir, but I haven't shaved my crotch and nutsack in four days and have developed a horry case of man cactus."
Diner: "Perhaps you should consider a manzilian".

Ho: Go and shave your junk, you ain't putting that nasty man cactus near my delicate ladybits.
by Steamtronic January 30, 2014
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african cactus

Simultaneously shoving a dick and viabrater up a mans ass
"YO STEVE MY BOI HARLEY JUST AFRICAN CACTUS'D MY MOM"
by DICKYYOMAMA July 12, 2017
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