A veri big pokeh tingy dat hurt u when u touch it. Like dat one guy on te youtube that jump into cactus and he scream, he scream loud. I think he got hurt. He bleeded. He bleeded rly bad. Bleding is bahd. Yeh dont bled it hurt ur intestines. That is bahd. Yeh dont touch cactus. Cactus bahd.
Did you hear about Jimmy? He got poked by a cactus. He accidentally fell on one. Or two. Well he is in better place now.
by XenonUnlimited March 28, 2017

The rash you contract from rubbing up against the wall at Cactus Club in Milwaukee since it's always crowded.
by heck_rw August 2, 2018

by poopyheadmeanyface November 3, 2011

when you stab your dick with staples, and precede to intercourse of the gay variety. Not to be confused with the straight version Clap Wactus.
by OMG its Cuck Guy February 24, 2018

A drink considered the real MVP of pre-drinks, often called upon when a standard vodka lime soda just won’t cut it.
Cactus Jack's is defined as: When the classic pre drinks weren’t cutting it, they chose Cactus Jack’s for their go to freshers week pre drink.
by Sophssels September 8, 2025

by 🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩 September 16, 2019
