sloppy cougar

To enter the vagina, often not caring whether you get the vagine or the hiney hole. (to enter sloppy)

Aj hit her with that sloppy cougar.

by Aj Bocox April 30, 2008

Pre-Cougar

The brief period of time in a woman's life between young adulthood, and cougarhood.

Wow, look at her, she's a cougar. Well, not actually, she's more of a pre-cougar.

by T. Linnemann April 8, 2009

cougar

A top performance car made by mercury. It accels in street races, especially against fast cars such as jeep wranglers and town & country minivans. The Cougar comes equipped with a matching interior, comfortable back seats, and a speedometer that goes up to 210mph. The cougar can easily get more horsepower by getting a new exhaust system...but thats unnecessary because it comes standard with a V-4 engine and you can pay extra to upgrade to a V-6...

M. Paine: Steve want to race my BMW?
Steve: No i don't want to waste gas because my cougar will definantly win.

by anonymous1234 May 15, 2005

Cougar

Hot and sexy older woman, usually in her 40’s or 50’s, single or married, who is on the "hunt" for a much younger, energetic, willing-to-do-anything male. The cougar can frequently be seen in a padded bra, cleavage exposed, propped up against a bar waiting, watching, calculating; gearing up to sink her claws into an innocent young and strapping buck who happens to cross her path. True cougars are classy, beautiful creatures and are real head turners. Man is cougar's number one prey!

Cougar Formula: Younger Age < Older Age/2 + 7

by m99 October 11, 2009

cougar

A 35+ female sexual predator who prowls looking for younger males (usually 10+ years younger) to use as a fuck buddy. Typically wears (and displays glimpses of) lingerie and stockings. Outfits herself with Rystique.com clubwear apparel to lure and catch her prey. A MILF on the prowl. Flashes teeth when about to pounce.

At midnite, she looked coyote ugly. But by 3, she had morphed to a cougar!

by GQ22 November 16, 2007

opposite of cougar.

The equal yet opposite equivalent of an older woman who's attracted to younger men; A younger woman who's interested in older men.

I stopped worrying if my 20 year old girlfriend might possibly leave me (her 30 year old boyfriend) for a younger model the moment she confessed to being the opposite of cougar.

by Romes Gray May 31, 2014

Cougar

An aging barfly.

MILF night? Nah, let's hunt cougar.

by gridiron62 March 14, 2009