Wisconsin Clam Chowder

A delicious cheesy treat enjoyable for both lunch or dinner. Takes time to make but worth the wait! Created by inserting an uncircumcised penis with a healthy portion of smegma buildup into a vagina with a 4 week yeast infection (or more if preferred creamier). Both partners urinate at their leisure as they mix their ingredients until most of the smegma has blended in, then the gentleman ejaculates to thicken the savory medley. The lady pours the warm chowder into cups or bowls and viola! Makes 2-4 servings

Chris: It took over a month to make, but my girl and I finally enjoyed eating some Wisconsin Clam Chowder last night.

Tommy: Wow, what a delicacy! Did you save me some?

Chris: No, it was so good we ate it all. But I'll let you know next time.

Tommy: You better!

by Mr Yummy Food Critic December 1, 2011

Steamed Clam

Pussy after a shower. The best taste on Earth.

I ate this chicks steamed clam the other day. i love pussy right after a shower.

by Chuck Bucket January 28, 2005

clam line

A clam line is usually referred to the photograph that is taken before the prom of all the girls lined up, flashing a lil' leg. The "Clam" in question is the line-up of many, many vaginas.

"All of our prom dates posed in front of the limousine, forming an elegant clam line"

by Dagatassy September 16, 2008

Sloppy clam slap

A sexual act believed to have originated from the quran it is performed by young boys on an elder infront of mecca the boy ejualates in the elders mouth then striking both sides of the elders cheeks opens his mouth then swallows the semen with is symbolic of Allah entering the young kid and blessing him with his seed of knowledge

I'm so jealous Mohammed got to perform a sloppy clam slap on his elder my grandfather dad before I could perform it on him I will never be blessed with Allah's knowledge

by Handy mat July 19, 2019

Steamed clam

Exhaling hot, moist air through your girlfriends underwear and heating up her crotch taco.

She wasn't in the mood until I dropped my face in her lap and gave her a Steamed Clam.

by W.E. Coyote August 20, 2003

camsex

A the act of having sexual intercourse over webcam/computer
Usually involving one person masterbating while the other masterbates too, while talking dirty to one another

John: Hey Kayla, wanna camsex tonight?
Kayla: Sure, can't wait to see you there!

by Dopi November 5, 2010

Clam Slammed

Female version of TeaBagged.

A female pulling down her panties doing a up and down motion over your face, each time touching your mouth/face when she does the down motion.

Ms. TNT clam slammed me when I was laying on the ground motionless!

by droopie April 8, 2009