Boner Face

Ones facial expression at the initial sight of something or someone that turns them on unexpectedly

Man I hope that chick didn't see my boner face!

by Forest Webster September 11, 2009

Anal boner

1. Being horny for sex up your ass.
2. The gay male equivalent of a girl boner.

Gay guy:"That guys big bulge is giving me an anal boner."

by bitchpwease July 25, 2011

raging manatee boner

The erection of a manatee that seems to bob up and down because of rage naturally.

Look at how graceful that raging manatee boner looks flopping around.

by Alabia May 24, 2008

boner biting bastard

An insult similar to cocksucker. Originates from the song "Uncle Fucka," performed by comedians Terrence and Phillip" in the movie "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut." Considered more offensive than cocksucker in that it is a bit more graphic and calls the person a bastard, implying that the person either was born out of wedlock or is of questionable moral character.

"Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!
You're a boner biting bastard, uncle fucka!"
-Terrence and Phillip, "Uncle Fucka"

Jamal: "You're a cocksucker."
Evan: "Oh yeah, well you're a nobgobbler."
Jamal: "If you were a dinosaur, they would call you sucksalottacock."
Evan: "Well if your parents could name you again, they'd name you Isaac York-Hawk."
Jamal: "You spend more time on your knees than a Gregorian monk."
Evan: "Well you're a boner biting bastard."
Jamal: "Come on man, that was uncalled for."
Evan: "Yeah, I guess so. Sorry."

by Nicholas D March 15, 2009

NWB: Naked With a Boner

Ready for action but nowhere to go, left hanging or unprepared to situation.

Dude, you have to come to my party! Don't leave me NWB.

My boss asked me what I thought about the case, but I hadn't read it yet. I was NWB.

I did't know I supposed to bring a gift to the party, I just showed up NWB.

NWB: Naked With a Boner

by Maxwell Greggor December 22, 2005

surprise boner

an erection that comes for no reason. it just happens. you could be in the locker room with a bunch of dudes. dont worry if it happens there. as long as it only happens once youre probably not gay, just unlucky.

its a quiet day in penisville. some young sperm cells have crawled into the penis and are playing in the veins.
Cell 1: Hey, whats that sound?
Cell 2: surprise boner!
Cell 1: The blood wasnt supposed to come till we see the hot chick on the bus!
Cell 3: DIVE!
Kid in real life standing in front of class: Oh God, not now!

by slimjoe169 October 4, 2009

boner hug

Giving a person a hug while sporting a boner. It's a subtle way of letting a girl know that you've got a crush on her.

Gabriel gave Kelly a boner hug.

by Raymundo The Great January 11, 2008