Sloppy on a Budget

A makeshift fleshlight, woven from toilet paper into a hollow cylindrical shape, and lubricated with either warm water from the sink, or water from the toilet in desperate situations.

"Dude, I've been so pent up lately, I had to resort to making a Sloppy on a Budget in the breakroom."

by stat1cn0ise April 2, 2024

Battle of the Bulge

When you’re fighting your manly instinct to get an erection because it’s not the time or place.

She put her hand on my leg during dinner with her family and it turned into Battle of the Bulge down there!

by istvq April 29, 2024

Lacking in the bulge

When you have a dick that’s not very big compared to other guys

Person 1: “I love my girlfriend. She doesn’t care that I’m lacking in the bulge.”
Person 2: “Mine does.”
Person 1: “I like your bulge.”

by みすりす December 27, 2024

fudge and budge

Refering to when a level is very hard and you keep falling in Lava.

OH FUDGE AND BUDGE!!!

by TTV SpaceFam972 September 14, 2025

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025