my bitch is a blessing

Hey you this is for you ur the best you make me smile all day im alive just to talk to you and i just want you to know that i love you some much words cant describe it you make me happy and i would like to do the same tell me your wish and i will do it in ur birthday to my lovely blessing

My bitch is a blessing it explains it self having u makes me live<3

by The ugly bitch October 21, 2021

Bless

Slang, alternative to thanks or good looks

Here’s some fried eggs I know you got munchies.
Ah, bless

by Spice Latte June 30, 2020

Blessed Karl

A Blessed Karl is when you time a sneeze to violently defecate into your partner's face, and they finish the act by saying "Bless you". Similar to a Hot Karl, Warm Karl, and Cold Karl by involving poop, but somehow more Hungarian in nature.

I was trying to gift my lady with a Cold Karl the other night, but my allergies kicked in. It became a Blessed Karl. I'm single now.

by CAFFILNELL March 2, 2024

blessing an ass

the act of ejaculating onto an ass

bro, you don't even know, i totally blessed that chicks ass last night.

Have you blessing an ass yet broskie?

by assgod6969 May 24, 2017

Blessing

Blessing is usually annoying and usually have big noses and bad at singing

U suck blessing

by chicken092462 December 28, 2021

Blessing

The blackest, most darkest nigga you well ever set your eyes upon

Blessing is dark as fuck

by ojaoisahfiofhioehqwrqiwohwqoid October 27, 2022

Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Hila: "Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing in there?"
Ethan: "Good morning and god bless."

by Defining shift May 26, 2018