Dirt Biscuit

A fat, dry, crusty turd. Usually one that’s hard to push out. Requires considerable grunt.
My ass is a bit tender after that dirt biscuit.

I need to get hydrated cause I’ve been birthing dirt biscuits for a few days.
by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020
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Biscuit tities

Titties that are small but perky, just enough to fill up the palm or you hand.
Damn that girl Maddy got some biscuit tities
by Willlllg May 28, 2019
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biscuit lippin

a friendly alternative to "nigger lippin" while amongst mixed company
what the fuck?!? why are you ni , i mean biscuit lippin this shit, do it again and i'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron
by jordan emery June 12, 2008
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Bermuda Biscuit

The Bermuda Biscuit is a rite of initiation where a minimum of 5 men gather around a woman who is known to have a physically huge vagina opening. An referee signals the beginning of the rite and the five men proceed to masturbate in an effort to ejaculate onto the general area of the woman's vagina. (Depending on how huge the vagina is, this shouldn't be difficult) The last man to finish is then required to "eat out" the woman's vagina - the goal of which is to bring sexual pleasure to the woman. In the process the losing male is subjected to a face full of semen in addition to the daunting task of navigating a huge vagina with his lips and tongue.
"In order to enter our fraternity you must successfully pass through the Bermuda Biscuit."
by Cinderonne February 6, 2012
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Whiffle Biscuit

What Tiggers get high on.
Tigger was super high on whiffle biscuits last time we saw him, thus it explains why he bounces around so much.
by Seattle Evil Dave August 25, 2009
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