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Birthday

The day I celebrate being one year older.
So many friends and family no longer have this small luxury that I feel blessed each and every year that I have another birthday.
by dragongirl702 January 16, 2009
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Birthday Weekend

The first weekend after one's birthday when one has a birthday during the work week. This is the time when most activities planned for celebration occur.
I can't fucking wait until my birthday weekend so I can get drunk.

Oh shit! That's happening on my birthday weekend. Perfect excuse to go!
by Andrew "Party Hard" W.K. January 20, 2010
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Birthday Cake

Like a cream pie, except the woman is not on any birth control, so the cream pie turns into a birthday cake, ie: she gets pregnant.
Man: Oh man, i came in my girlfriend last night, and shes not on the pill!
Friend: Oh Dude! You gave her a birthday cake!
by Chris And Libby February 18, 2009
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birthday rape

Giving one the opportunity (either before or after the matter) to rape someone on the sole reason that it is his or her birthday.
Ray: "Oh my fucking god... Chrissy scheduled me for a twelve o'clock client call on my damn birthday!"

Sean: "Fuck that! - That shit deserves a birthday rape."
by Boy.Gook August 14, 2011
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october 18 birthday

October 18 is for the gays and if your b day is on this day your probably into guys and if your a girl and you have this birthday your hot asf
by Deric Hernandez November 2, 2019
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The Happy Birthday

When a guy is fingering a girl's asshole and he puts that finger in his mouth and gags himself until he throws up onto her asshole and then the girl lets out a fart, making a barf bubble, and after it pops, it shows the location of her asshole and then the guy fucks her asshole. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
"Hey did you hear?"
"Hear what?"
"Oh my god man... Steve was dared by his girlfriend to give her The Happy Birthday on her birthday!"
"Ew man, that's fucking gross."
"Yea but I heard it's like getting high."
"What ever man, that's fucked up!"
by D-Dog#2 May 28, 2009
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Amazing Race Birthday Party

Special event where well-meaning housewife attempts to put her creativity and organizational skills to the test in order to expand her child's peer group. Her realization that the TV show is highly edited and actually combines days and days of footage into a tightly packed hour coincides with her forehead slapping self-deprecations about not ordering an online plan for the party and trying to save 10 bucks to do it herself.
Amazing race birthday party www.amazingraceparty.com
by partyprofessor September 8, 2009
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