Beef jerky in the morning 

Absurdly early in the morning. See also zero dark thirty, asscrack or buttcrack of dawn, dark o'clock or stupid o'clock

"I need a power nap. I'm not used to being up at beef jerky in the morning."
"Bro, this better be important – it's beef jerky in the morning here."

Beef jerky in the morning by freezerbee August 1, 2019

Beef Muncher 

Someone who exhibits extreme compliance towards another

Bennett tried to take an ice cream cone out to a friend from dhall, however the card swiper said he couldn't walk back in without using a meal swipe. Bennett said to the crusty lady, "stop being a beef muncher and let me back in."

Beef Muncher by youngharibo August 27, 2019

beef glue 

It’s when you eat tacos and the beef sticks your tongue and the bottom of your mouth together so you have to pull it apart with your hands.

Sarah- Why aren’t you talking
Reese- because there was BEEF GLUE in my mouth

beef glue by umokthen May 12, 2020

beef energy

A strong robust or Lesbian vibe. Characterised by a stocky build. Deep or obnoxious voice shorter or coloured hairstyles.

Do you think she is lesbian?

Well she has beef energy .

beef energy by 🎷 June 5, 2020

Beef baby 

1.) The distention of the abdomen due to consuming an excess of meat: specificly beef.

2.) A child that looks like a pot roast.

1.) Don't tickle me I have a beef baby.
2.) Don't tickle my beef baby

Beef baby by Siren09876 September 7, 2021

Beef Spank 

Smacking a fat girls ass

Hey, did you hear Tom gave Courtney a good ole beef spank yesterday.

Beef Spank by Banana1996 October 16, 2021

Beef-Brain 

A chronic condition in which the patient's brain is slowly replaced with ground beef, there is no known cure and it is terminal 94% of the time. Common symptoms include loss of mental faculties, making absolutely stupid claims on twitter and twitch chats, and investing thousands of dollars in ugly pictures of primates thinking they are worth something.

Person 1: NFT's are the future of money!
Person 2: do you have fucking beef-brain?

Beef-Brain by ZeroGToaster February 16, 2022