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Battle Shit

A fierce doo doo battle taken place in the stalls of a men's restroom between two dudes in adjacent stalls. Bonus points for a large splash, ear peircing fart, or sabotage smell. No one really wins this game.
Jon, "Dude I have to to take a massive shit after that taco bell."

Jeff, "Yeah me too my stomach is churning, dude lets play battle shit!"
by Jonny Dingo May 7, 2010
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player unknown's battlegrounds

an amazing game. pussy ass fortnite players call it trash when hey never played it before.(if they have it’s usually only on xbox)
person 1: you wanna play Player Unknown's Battlegrounds

person 2: fuck yeah
by pubg4lufeNate May 6, 2018
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Battlefield 3

The game that won the hearts of many players to convert themselves to it. MW3 is a piece of shit that tore my heart when i was hoping at least a good story line for the SP like all the previous MW series. thanks to the blunder of activision and Infinity wards having their top guys called off and made Sledge hammer to finish the game with what they had for the series previously it ended the series badly.
Me: i hope mw3 would have good story line.
*watches gameplay walkthrough*
Me: shit! glad i bought battlefield 3 cause the multiplayer had gone downhill since mw2.
by xFreakyDudex December 13, 2012
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Battle

Battle is the Core system of Hiphop.

you battle on the Mic (Rap)
you battle on the floor (Breakdance)
you battle on turntables (Turntablism)
you battle on the wall (Graffiti)

When you find yourself competing using any one of these you are a true hiphop head not the shit talking, preaching muthafucking backpacker.
you talk to much shit!!! lets BATTLE THEN BITCH!!! wha?? where ya going!! hahahahah homeboy is all talk and no skillz.

HIPHOP IS PROVING SOMETHING NOT SHIT TALKING.
by MR GRAFFITI ROCK February 27, 2004
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BATLEY

The dance capital of the Universe. Home to the Batley Variety Club now known at the Batley Frontier containing possibly the lamest light and laser show ever.
The Exclusive nightclub in Batley a contradiction in terms
by Alison Davies March 23, 2008
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battle-pig

A large (fat or manly) female that mingles with a group of incredibly attractive women in night clubs. The battle pig will scare away men attempting to interact with the attractive females. The only way to bypass the battle-pig is for a self-sacrificing man to offer himself to the battle pig so that his friends may get close to the attractive females.
Dude, I can't get with that chick with the battle-pig in the way.
by Gavin L August 12, 2007
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Samoan Battle Cannons

two erect penises are placed on top of the ears, against a woman's head, and skeet cum globs at a penis facing the womans face.

the penis in facing the woman attempts to drown the nasal bridge

and

the "cannons" attempt to cover the lone penis in ball sauce.

the goal of the game is simple:

should the lone cannon succeed, the other males must lick the cum off the woman's nose simultaneously as well as any cum on the lone penis.

and should the cannons succeed,
the lone penised male must place the cum
in his asshole and suck it out with a crazy straw.

typically the woman is beheaded afterward, but murdering a virgin may replace this act.
Samoan Battle Cannons

similar to Seven Round Stink Blasting

or

Lunchbag Drenching
by Captain Frosty March 4, 2009
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