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Barney

“Barney has a massive package and boy does he know how to use it.” Said nobody ever. Barney is a registered sex offender. He puts the meaning in the saying “big feet small meat.” His lack of inches downstairs is not the only reason he failed to ever feel the touch of a women. But also his STI’s he catches from he’s dead dog he keeps chained up in his shed behind his house. Barney is feared by all children in his area. But he uses his favourite sayings to pick up this kids. Such as “cousin is only a word”. Or “age is just a number”. Or my favourite “I just shat my pants may I please get in yours”. If you would like to find a Barney head towards your nearest kindergarten or primary school or elderly home. Generally drives a little white van. And is always smiling
Hide your kids I heard Barney’s back in town
by Neighbourhoodwatch12354 November 23, 2021
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Barnes Foundation

Very cool place filled with lots of amazing paintings by ppl like Cezanne, Monet, Picasso, Van Gogh. etc. Art is uniquely situated in a way that makes viewer ~*appreciate*~ the work by allowing the indiv. to create their own connection between pieces.

Gift shop is very chill + filled with handmade items. They also have a restaurant with, “The best soup I’ve ever had” - Vince
“Gosh, this museum is nice & all, but it’s no Barnes Foundation.”
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Barney

Super duper cool lad , bestest , gotta love them.
"you wish you were as cool as barney"
by gemmamamam December 10, 2021
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Barnesxdobpeters

Someone who is thirsty for older men specifically for Dylan O'Brien, Evan Peters, Sebastian Stan and Andrew Garfield.
Look barnesxdobpeters is watching a compilation of edits of her favorite actors.
by Barnesxdobpeters March 15, 2022
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Barneygender

Barneygender is a word that defines your gender as barneygender. You ARE barney. Along with other barneygenders that adore barney.
He was Barneygender, I saw him transform. So are his other friends. We must keep safe from Barneygenders.
by akraia January 24, 2022
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Barney

pink dinosaur
lik little children

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barney has fun
kids won't

barney much UwU
yes
Barney likes kids, kids won't. ;)
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Barnes

To describe a complete moron, or a moronic action.
"This kid is Barnes'd up over there, you see what he just did?"
by redoct April 30, 2022
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