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BROWN BALLON KNOT 

BROWN BALLON KNOT IS A BUTT HOLE!

BECAUSE IF YOU LOOK AT A BUTTHOLE IT LOOKS LIKE A BALLON KNOT!!
LIKE AY THAT GIRL IS SO SEXY IMMA TONGUE PUNCH HER BROWN BALLON KNOT!

Crystal Balling 

When a talking point is purely a baseless prediction rather than an actual argument. Named after the mythological fortune-telling crystal ball.
P1: "Waiting for the comments accusing you of being racist"
P2: "Well you'll be waiting a long time then. Stop crystal balling."

The Water Ballon 

The act of an uncircumcised man pinching off the excess skin on his anteater and peeing for the purpose of filling his now water tight turtleneck. Then, when his new found weapon is about to burst, he releases his grip drenching his target in warm golden venom!
Billy has been a real ass lately, the next time that clown mouths off... He's getting The Water Ballon

Dragon Balling

An act involving a girl and at least four guys. Stuffing seven testicles into a girl's vagina. Works best when one guy has only one testicle.
Dragon balling involves stuffing seven testicles (not pairs) into a girl's vagina.

dirt balling 

A variation on snowballing. it is after a woman performs oral sex on her guy... but without swallowing or spitting out the spunk. She then goes to his ass ... or another individuals ass and spits the spunk in their trunk.
when Bridget finished sucking my C**K she took my load and dropped it in my ass that was dirt balling.
dirt balling by dirt baller September 21, 2006
1. (n) The Pronunciation of "Ballliiin" in the songs where the artists say "Ballin".
2. (adj) A signification that you are balling to the extreme. Or the MOST amount one can ball.
Nigga 1: I be balling.
Nigga 2: Nigga it ain't ballin. It's BWALLIIIIN.
Cracker: Do you like my bwallin' additude?
Nigga 2: I'ma fcking stab u.
Bwallin by Colombiano Supremo January 9, 2009