by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

It means that you are now bald of stress or something OR your barber made u bald and u say this to express your feelings !! #iambald
by SimplyWords January 1, 2025

Floating baldness is a rare type of male pattern baldness where the victim's hair grows wings and flies away.
by George Cremaster January 27, 2025

by Potetstappe March 15, 2018

A cocktail for the man who’s lost his hair but not his edge. Consists of whiskey (to remind you of your rugged youth), ginger beer and soda water (because metabolism is a myth after 30), and a squeeze of lime (for zest, because life sure isn’t giving you any).
It’s half bold, half bubbly, and 100% proof that you can be smooth up top and still spicy below.
It’s half bold, half bubbly, and 100% proof that you can be smooth up top and still spicy below.
Axel slammed his empty glass on the bar and shouted, “I said I wanted a Bald and Skinny, not to argue with one!” — right before squaring up with the actual bald, skinny bartender who’d just cut him off.
by BrianEatWorld June 25, 2025

by Sweet Cheeks the og June 7, 2023
