he is bald is a so called blood has lots of hair came. He is very ugly and gets lots of nudes. he’s very athletic he plays soccer and is good at it
by ayoharoldcuz November 25, 2018
Get the micah bald dudemug. An older woman, defined as a Cougar, who is up to date on all the latest personal landscaping trends.
As the Cougar disrobed before me , I took note of her well groomed landing strip and realized she was no ordinary cougar; she was a Bald Cougar.
by elsyds29 August 5, 2021
Get the Bald Cougarmug. When a high-ranking official with a notably bald head has to publicly deny knowledge of a scandal they definitely knew about. The shinier the head under the press conference lights, the bigger the lie. Often characterized by excessive sweating, dramatic hand gestures, and promises to "investigate" things they've been CC'd on for years.
The Mayor called a bald head press conference to explain how he 'just learned' about the corruption in his own administration. His head was so shiny you could see the reporters' reflections.
by Caia Tech July 1, 2025
Get the Bald Head Press Conferencemug. Beyoncé touches her eyes after eating super chili hot wings and then the host of Hot Wings warns “Don’t touch your eyes!” She yells, “I know NOW, you bald-assed bitch!”
by Luigi Pepperoni May 10, 2021
Get the Bald-assed bitchmug. A special type of bald person who has a special type of baldness in which they exhibit a sexy aroma to those around them
by EthanRogersIsBalding July 11, 2021
Get the Bald Daddymug. by Drpalabras May 23, 2021
Get the H8 baldsmug. 