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Beyton Blast

A euphemism for when someone bangs their fist on a table, hits an object (usually a food item), and creates a mess. Usually occurs in middle and high schools where immaturity runs rampant.
"Looks like Mike Beyton Blasted his lunch all over me again."
by Nately's Old Man August 12, 2012
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Blast Friend

To send friend requests via Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, or any other social network to very many people at a time.

Usually for people who just want to have as many "friends" as they can.
Girl #1: Oh my God, you just got 50 new facebook friends? How did that happen?

Girl #2: Oh, I just blast friended, it was so obnoxious, but now I have so many friends!

Girl #1: Yeah.... "friends".
by CheesyNoodlesYummy April 13, 2011
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doing a blast

When a bowel movement is so strong that fast moving, high-pressured fecal matter hits the water and some poop splashes back into your asshole.
"Fuck dude, I just did a blast in there"
"OMG Jennifer, I'm doing a blast in the bathroom right now please bring toilet paper"
by Beatbit February 23, 2017
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Baja Blasted

“Dude why is Darwin’s eyes so bloodshot?”

You know Darwin; he’s Baja Blasted
by DeGingaNinja December 31, 2019
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Whip Blasting

The act of ghost riding the whip and ghetto blasting simultaneously. This can only be done by a true street heartin' thug.
Chris: Yo, you niggas wanna go Whip Blasting?
Scott: Aigh man, I'll get my bottom bitch.
Zak: Cool, I got the boombox and some mad mix tapes.
by shoey205 February 8, 2010
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Blast Status

To be put on blast, i.e., have your personal business exposed to others, by a person via their Facebook status.
Ricky put me on blast status last night when he posted pictures of us together on Facebook. My husband is not going to like this...

Dee put me on blast status when she updated her Facebook status to say she and I were going out dancing, after I told my man I was staying in to touch up my highlights.
by Dj really real February 13, 2010
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Gutter-blasting

The act of walking past someone whilst pulling down ones pants and covering them with a spray of diarrhea poop; similar to when a passing car sprays gutter water/mud on a pedestrian. see crop dusting
Gabriel slid his pants below his buttocks ever so slyly, then commenced to shart while passing by his friend. The gutter-blasting rendered his friend completely disabled.
by m1ch43l J4cks0n December 29, 2010
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