as big as my dick

a phrase used to describe the length of something

i just bought a new flat screen tv

oh really, how big

fifty inches. it almost as big as my dick

by tmnt handshake January 25, 2011

big floppy donkey dick

Its a phallus. Its most likely large, and quite floppish.
Also, used often do to the manner in which it rolls off the tongue.

I truly desire to be in posession of a big floppy donkey dick. Mines tiny and under-used.

by Big-Floppy-Donkey-Dickless September 30, 2003

big floppy donkey dick

Just what it sounds like....

"That donkey has a really big, floppy dick!"

by xenowhacker June 2, 2004

Big Bag of Dick

A phrase meaning to viciously beat another with an imaginary gathering of phallysus. Normally only used under the most ludicrious circumstances.

Dude, you keep that up and I will beat you with a Big Bag of Dick!

by Gabriel Hawthorne April 14, 2008

big daddy long dick

When you are clapping your girls cheeks so incredible you become thanos

Bro fr the other day I fucked my girl so hard she called me big daddy long dick

by Roll tide bby May 25, 2019

Big Black Nigger Dick

A large black penis of 8 inch or more

Tyrone gave jane his Big Black Nigger Dick

by AmericanHandle November 29, 2016

Big bag of dick

Definition: An offensive, but often playful term directed at someone.

Origin: This term originated during a convo between two people far apart.

A) Man, you know what? You are such a big bag of dick.
B) Canned where are you, you big bag of dick.
C) Did you hear that emo? What a big bag of dick.

by Valiumz July 20, 2008