Australian Candlestick

A way to pleasure yourself, or another person, in which a taper candle, or other skinny candle is placed in the rectum and lit as a form of wax play. (If wax enters the anus a wick may be placed inside the still melted wax and lit again)
Did you hear that Ryan Reynolds had to do the Australian Candlestick in his newest film? There was wax everywhere!!
by Skidmore Muncy December 10, 2024
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Australian Drive-Thru

When you haven't bathed in a while, and you simply take hand sanitizer and wipe it over your junk/"down under" for a quick refresher/cleaning before going out.
I didn't shower after last night, so I just hit the Australian Drive-Thru instead.
by Okra&Tomatoes September 17, 2020
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Australian Home Run

Jim's timing is off. He should be hitting base hits. Instead, he hits Australian home runs.

"Don't you mean Polish home runs?"

No, you can't say that anymore. It's now an Australian home run. Get it? Because Australia is on the other side of the world?

"Hahaha, good one"
by Ollie Churpuzzi April 26, 2021
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Australian Yawn

Dude, last night during sex my girl Australian Yawned on my dick!!
Wow dude, that's so hot!!
by mamamusa June 04, 2017
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acting australian

acting australian is the act of being a big fat liar while also being australian
Person 1: Did you know that we won the emu wars? It was a close one but Team Aussie managed pulled through.
Person 2: No you didn't, stop acting australian
by YVHarder August 11, 2021
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Australian fountain

When you nut in her ass and she farts it out creating a fountain.
Dude…last night I Australian fountained my girls moms ass.
by Taxopoo July 08, 2022
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Popular in Adelaide, it's when you get your nipples twisted by a kid who hasn't showered in months.
Person 1: Hey, I'm going to Australia

Person 2: Watch out for South Australian Greasy Kid Nipple Twisters!
by Chad Tuah December 17, 2024
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