christian attack

When extremely religious christians try to push their beliefs on you.

1. I thought I was a good person, but I got attacked by two Christians today that told me otherwise.

1. Why is Jimmy reciting the 10 commandments to that girl?
Oh just leave him alone he is having a christian attack.

by ambeauch September 6, 2007

fart attack

n. Involuntary spasms of the colon and rectum resulting in uncontrollable flatulence.

Right as I was about to eat her pussy, she had a fart attack.

by Miryam Websta April 25, 2004

sneak attack

1. The art of sneaking your unit into a chick's ass when you're doing her doggy style. (Note: This generally is not met with a good response)

Well, I pulled out and then sneak attacked her. She didn't even know what hit her.

by Zark January 19, 2005

sneak attack dirty sanchez

same as a dirty sanchez except, instead of sticking your finger in her ass, you stick it in your ass to catch her offguard therefore, making it a sneak attack.

My girlfriend hates it when i give her a dirty sanchez so, i hit her with the sneak attack.

by thenek July 14, 2004

text attack

when someone texts you in the middle of the night and it startles you, and you shake uncontrollably

"dude, last night, my girlfried texted me, and i totally had a text attack"

"bro, not good"

by t-leeeee January 25, 2009

titty attack

To bitch and whine like a baby.

Damn, I was just kidding. You don't have to a Titty Attack.

by I forget January 10, 2004

shark attack

Engaging in sexual intercourse in a body of water (such as a pool) while a woman is on her period.

dateline: los angeles, thousands of pools run red with uterine blood as people all over the city practice the deviant sexual practice known as the "shark attack"

by Kuhrazy December 28, 2005