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Hernia Attack

When something shocking happens or someon scares you and rather than be frightened you have a 'hernia attack'. These can strike at any time, particularly if you are in a dangerous situation or easily scared. You may feel like the lining of your stomach is poking out to say Hello to the perpetrator. Hence you hold your stomach to ease the pain whilst trying to escape the impending threat.

On rare occasions this feeling may manifest when you are experiencing something funny. Please do not confuse this attack of the hernia with the more frequent and more serious attack that is of the genuine kind outlined above.
Girl 1: "Holy shit balls, I just saw the blue waffle"
Girl 2:"Me too, it gave me a hernia attack"

Boy 1: "I tried the log jammer with my girlfriend but I couldnt crap on command"
Boy 2: "OMG, that is hilarious, you just gave me a hernia attack"

(PLEASE NOTE THE ABOVE IS NOT DEFINED AS A GENUINE HERNIA ATTACK).

Random person: "Freddy krueger, 2 words- Hernia Attack"
by The black scary doll October 11, 2011
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Seaweed Attack

The act of being frightened by a piece of seaweed while swimming, usually thinking it is a giant fish trying to eat you.
The seaweed attacked me!
The girl used water shoes after her seaweed attack.
by Demonstrative Dodecagon May 16, 2011
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Flap Attack

When a woman attacks with her low hanging flappy vagina lips.
That girl’s va jj lips hang so low she smacked herself in the face with em while jogging. She flap attacked herself tryin to stay in shape.
by LeroyLooselips April 30, 2019
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Penile Attack

A penile attack can happen when your penis gets attacked by anything in any way, leaving it unusable.
Jimmy's penis suffered a penile attack.
by AngryNoodleMan69 February 21, 2022
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Pig Attack

A pig attack is the mobilization of internet comrades to leave one-star ratings on a targeted Facebook page, usually bringing a high average rating down to only one or two stars. The term gets its name from from a popular term among online anti-imperialist circles, "pigdog", which includes all of the negative connotations associated with pigs and running dogs.
The slanderous page laden with misrepresentations of fact was the target of a recent pig attack
by kimjongunstoppable March 6, 2018
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Pat Attack

Emotional distress caused by a waiter screwing up the order.
Supreme Patty (aka 4650 Marmo aka Mirasol Judea) had a Pat Attack because the dude at islands forgot to write down ‘no pickles’"
by Jacobcod October 2, 2018
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BAGS ATTACK

OMG, they're everywhere!!! It's a BAGS attack!!!
by BAGS_with_an_S August 17, 2012
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