Arse Nipples

The arousal of an old man sitting on a woman's face

"I sat on her face and it gave me pointy arse nipples"

by kinglish October 19, 2018

Soft Arse

Someone who is acting dumb and is not understanding a simple explanation.

That’s how you do it soft arse, not hard is it!

by Aznajansken August 5, 2018

Arse-a-Holic

-Someone who been an arsehole to the extreme and doesn’t know how to be/live any other way.
- Born arsehole, no regards for other people at all no matter how hard you try to make him see things/life differently.

Rob just have to stop being an arse to people, the more I associate with him the more I realise he is just an arse-a-holic and unfortunately no cure for it.

by Minnie Wrighton June 17, 2019

cake arse

A term used to describe someone with a slightly big buttocks, but no defining shape. commonly found on overweight men.

Dam Micky mac , you have some cake arse, you need to hit the gym.

by fathereddie9898 May 2, 2019

minted arse

When your outside smoking and some chick walkes past in Primark leggings that disappear up into her hoop.

Check that blondie with the 'minted arse'....thats well a bit of me.

by Dangerous Penguin March 25, 2017

Arse-Biscuit

A term used when playfully or seriously intending to insult someone. Usually a person who has done the user wrong.

Arse-Biscuit!

C'mon man, I'm not that bad!

by Bizarre Key April 25, 2017

Smokin' Arses

When you are feeling a little kinky so you pull up to that bumper and you jam that Vape into her nether regions, press the button, and watch that coochie blow a smoke stack. #assstack #thelittlearsethatcould #vape

Britney: "Let's try something new babe"
Chad: "Alright, prepare your anus for the smokin' arses"

by Misty Anus May 10, 2017