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Anthony

an immature man that has an, overall, great high school experience, there he; is popular, is athletic, dates a rather popular girl, and leads on to be smarter than he is. He is naive, emotionally handicapped, and secretly insecure. He doesn't know what he wants and, with close observation, resembles a lost and helpless puppy. These unattractive qualities remain unseen by most because he strives to become socially accepted to mask his inabilities. he becomes socially accepted and, when inside that circle, he covers the Sun with his thumb. At the end of the day, high school has come to an end and now every thing seems harder. He is left with what seems to be a subtle, everlasting, sense of loneliness and a nasty smelling penis.
GOSSIP GIRL: Hey, Maria, I heard Anthony might have a penis infection! And everyone in his old high school seems to think he's caught some sexually transmitted disease from you, because of your... reputation.

MARIA: Oh, don't worry about it! Im sure he's fine. He probably just hasn't washed. He's to strong to catch any of the diseases i carry. Ha ha, he's a ROCK!!
by soapandrubb3rducky June 16, 2011
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Anthony Kiedis

by brokecore April 4, 2005
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Anthony

To eat an entire package of Keebler Fudge Stick cookies in one sitting.
by pfeff October 18, 2008
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Anthony

A guy who doesn't understand women. Often complains but refuses to listen to advise. Typical friend-zone problems
Anthony is shit with girls friend zone
by Nipple-tits May 12, 2013
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Anthony Simpkin

Theory Macker. ie. one who believes theories are the solution to everything.
Anthony Simpkin is just a theory macker, he thinks books will make him better with women!
by syanick October 28, 2006
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Anthony

Anthony is described as many things such as; faggot, Slore, man whore, and Ayo Bitch, fuckboy, pedophile, racist bitch, and dumb-ass. He is a disgrace to his family and no one likes him, he's rude and his hobby is to bully and disrespect people in all kinds of ways. Anthony shows affection with violence, hes the ugliest guy you'll ever meet and makes you want to vomit. You'll never meet someone as mean and gay than him.
"Anthony stop being a faggot."

"Anthony said his throat was hurting because he was sucking too much."

"Bingham! just because no one likes doesn't mean you have to be mean... fag."
by Dj2000th March 15, 2018
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st anthony’s canossian secondary

wah this school ah i tell you the teachers right only care about our appearance one. cannot wear pe under blouse or else we get in trouble

the seniors ok one lah except the ah lians i don’t know why but they just hate the sec 1s so much like they never do anything wrong (poor sec 1s)
and one more thing to the teachers the rule only applies to the sec 1s the rest can do whatever they want so like if you can endure all this shit right then join us. :(
random student “mr ramli from st anthony’s canossian secondary only blames students and makes up lies about what they said “
by uhm omo August 22, 2021
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