Angfused

to be angry and confused at the same time.

Trying to put together this desk from Ikea is making me angfused!

by Skookum82 July 30, 2010

Angry Jade

When you pour green cactus jacks all over your partners naked bum then lick it while stimulating your partners sensual areas with your tongue. The bum juices then mix with the cactus jacks creating a leakage of green juices which pour from the bum for several days after.

Guy 1: "last night me and kath did angry jade. i can still taste it and when she sits down its all green''

by user1706 January 25, 2011

angry bird paralysis

the condition that occurs following extended time spent playing angry birds while using the toilet that results in the loss of regular leg function due to numbness...may also cause ring around the ass. (a relative of the "crippler shit" that also causes leg numbness due to long bowel movements)

Dave went into the restroom and saw me lying on the floor of the handicap stall next to my cell phone. He said "what the hell is wrong with you?" I said "I just beat 14 levels of angry birds.....I CAN'T WALK, I got ANGRY BIRD PARALYSIS!!!"

by robharry October 23, 2011

angrybirdin

The act of hooking up with a ghetto ratchet while still in your angry bird pajamas. This usually involves the use of a pull-out couch and copious amounts of cheap liquor.

My boy took that stripper back to the rodeway inn and was straight up angrybirdin with that ratchet.

by snowflake6969 July 31, 2012

angry liam

A person who gets angry very easily, often a the littlest and most stupid things.

"who's that kicking their bike and swearing", "Angry Liam

by Bailey_Emmerson December 29, 2015

Angry Kitty

When your girl pushes you out with her pussy muscles right after sex.

Man my girl gave me an angry Kitty last night.

by Evil Krys April 23, 2016

angry hitchhiker

The Angry Hitchhiker is a move used during sex by the man to stimulate his girl. It's done as the two are slipping into position to 69. It involves the man sticking his thumb in the vagina of his lady when her backside is exposed to him. The man then thrusts his thumb back and forth ferociously, just like a hitchhiker does when they are mad that they haven't received a ride yet. Typically happens when one honks or waves when going by the hitchhiker.

Adam and Sandra were getting it on. Adam suggested 69 and Sandra moved into position. When she got in place and was giving Adam head, Adam inserted his thumb into Sandra's pussy and gave her the Angry Hitchhiker. She sucked him off like never before.

by Robert MacDonald January 22, 2017