Any unspecified unit of measurement in undefined inches, feet etc. that is required to fit object A past or into space B.
Hey will you move that dumpster over just an alley inch so I can get my car by.
Please give me just another alley inch of room to get my bicycle into the garage.
Please give me just another alley inch of room to get my bicycle into the garage.
by Mezomitch August 14, 2009
Get the alley inchmug. The average penis size on the world according to the first google result
Also see:
12.9 cm
1.5 credit cards
0.5 bycicle tires
2 Nobel prizes
Also see:
12.9 cm
1.5 credit cards
0.5 bycicle tires
2 Nobel prizes
by Adolf The One and Only May 25, 2017
Get the 5.1 inchesmug. The most unfortunate metric measurement of mankind.
Usually used to measure a male's penis. Once measured the boys compare their sizes in inches to see who is bigger.
Once their woman finds out she usually shits on your measurement and tells you it's small. And you think to yourself.
"What? This is pretty average." She doesn't think that so you fall into an overwhelming depression until you realize the woman who thinks it is small has had multiple children and has only slept with black men.
So you return to the boys to say "I was right! I am average size!" And they hopefully cheer you on with your discovery.
Usually used to measure a male's penis. Once measured the boys compare their sizes in inches to see who is bigger.
Once their woman finds out she usually shits on your measurement and tells you it's small. And you think to yourself.
"What? This is pretty average." She doesn't think that so you fall into an overwhelming depression until you realize the woman who thinks it is small has had multiple children and has only slept with black men.
So you return to the boys to say "I was right! I am average size!" And they hopefully cheer you on with your discovery.
by derogatory remarks October 25, 2023
Get the inchmug. by Sbeveman20 January 25, 2025
Get the 5.17 inchesmug. by Traffa99 November 23, 2023
Get the 18 Inches of Venommug. The act of using your dick as a lethal weapon. Also called cum gun.
When your chode is about to erupt so you cum blast your girl.
chode
cum blast
cum gun
When your chode is about to erupt so you cum blast your girl.
chode
cum blast
cum gun
Dude 1: "I forgot to use a condom with my gf last night"
Dude 2: "What'd you do"
Dude 1: "Pulled it out and gave her a 3 inch yogurt slinger"
Dude 2: "What'd you do"
Dude 1: "Pulled it out and gave her a 3 inch yogurt slinger"
by meme nation December 18, 2017
Get the 3 inch yogurt slingermug. When you have a girlfriend but someone’s taking a group pic and you have to put your arm around another girl, so you hover your hand an inch away from her body.
Guy 1:“Bro, what’s your girlfriend gonna think about your arm around Trinity in this picture!?”
Guy 2: “Relax bro I made sure to keep a gentleman’s inch”
Guy 2: “Relax bro I made sure to keep a gentleman’s inch”
by Lindsey Wong September 16, 2022
Get the Gentleman’s Inchmug.