The most beautiful girl you could find you should always trust her. She likes to find new boyfriends then dump them very quickly. So she most likely has a lot of exes. She is very sweet and fragile.
1:" Hey did you see Aliseia she is Soo pretty"
2: " Yeah, I can't believe I dumped her"
1:"You made a very wrong mistake dude.
2: " Yeah, I can't believe I dumped her"
1:"You made a very wrong mistake dude.
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Get the Alishaye mug.A real low down and dirty son of a bitch that'll put the can in cannibalism if you get between him an a hot meal when he's hungry. Either patient as hell or temper on a hair trigger, one of the two. Slightly, vindictive slightly savage side that finds trouble. Goes with the name; defender of man. He's loyal. He's full of shit and can be annoying at times. And how oblivious he can be is infruriating. The reality is he has a shy sensitive side and has no game.
Omeegee you're an Alistair!? Your dick too big, too much effort get f*ck out
But I paid for an hour
You go now, f*ck off, too big, no refund, get f*ck out.
Bro that guy Alistair we did cocaine with in the back alley that time was such a chill dude. He bought a bag and got $5 change from the dealer.
I can't believe Alistair broke up with me after 'not reciporicating oral sex' was played in a game of cards against humanity. He was so good with his tongue and fingers.
What?? You weren't sucking his dick?
No, didn't need to, do you have any idea how huge that thing is?
But I paid for an hour
You go now, f*ck off, too big, no refund, get f*ck out.
Bro that guy Alistair we did cocaine with in the back alley that time was such a chill dude. He bought a bag and got $5 change from the dealer.
I can't believe Alistair broke up with me after 'not reciporicating oral sex' was played in a game of cards against humanity. He was so good with his tongue and fingers.
What?? You weren't sucking his dick?
No, didn't need to, do you have any idea how huge that thing is?
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Get the alisha mug.An Alishah is someone with very high energy and has the ability to demolish a whole box of popsicles in 10 minutes. She is a crackhead and gives everyone crackhead energy and is determined to make everything weirder than it is. She is cooler and funnier than you as well as being a baddie.
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