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Alex

Alex is a dumb bitch slut ass hoe that sucks dick for free
What is that thing standing on Belmont ??

It's an Alex !!!
by Alex s March 11, 2015
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Alex

Keem: "Alex is a stupid nigger!"
by Pultost November 9, 2016
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Alex

someone who is famous on the internet and speaks with a canadian accent, it can really freak you oot.
Dudeee that girl is such as Alex, she has 10,000 followers on Tumblr.
by butterfleyes November 4, 2011
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Alex

by Sadly,dls March 16, 2017
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Alex

A white male that frequently goes to the gym and proceeds to jack off viciously. Usually of Jewish origin, he loves to kick small children in the face at laugh his small and erect penis. You can spot an "Alex" if he has grey almost silver ejaculate in his hair and by a very small bean like structure in between his legs and adjacent to the balls. He is renowned through the world as "one of the biggest dick faces in the world".
Person 1: Did you hear about Alex?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Yeah apparently he has the smallest dick in the world.
Person 2: Oh yeah I know that.
Person 2: He also was penetrated by shrek
by Alex Turovets December 28, 2013
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Alex

A guy with small brain, soul and penis
Hey look it's that Alex with a tic tac! Oh wait that's no tic tac...
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Alex

A male who is a complete fagot and thinks that he is great in everything that he claims to do. He is also a compulsive liar and will do absolutely anything to get a girl to sleep with him. He may come off as a funny guy but he really is only making fun of your religion.
girl: who does he think he is? he must be an alex.

boy: he thinks he's better than everyone. he always get's his way. alex sucks!
by whatislifeandairandthis August 6, 2011
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