by Alex s March 11, 2015
Get the Alexmug. by South park for life 360° April 15, 2015
Get the Alexmug. A white male that frequently goes to the gym and proceeds to jack off viciously. Usually of Jewish origin, he loves to kick small children in the face at laugh his small and erect penis. You can spot an "Alex" if he has grey almost silver ejaculate in his hair and by a very small bean like structure in between his legs and adjacent to the balls. He is renowned through the world as "one of the biggest dick faces in the world".
Person 1: Did you hear about Alex?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Yeah apparently he has the smallest dick in the world.
Person 2: Oh yeah I know that.
Person 2: He also was penetrated by shrek
Person 2: No
Person 1: Yeah apparently he has the smallest dick in the world.
Person 2: Oh yeah I know that.
Person 2: He also was penetrated by shrek
by Alex Turovets December 28, 2013
Get the Alexmug. someone who is famous on the internet and speaks with a canadian accent, it can really freak you oot.
by butterfleyes November 4, 2011
Get the Alexmug. The most immature idiotic kid who thinks hes a bad ass , total man whore , dates a girl to make her fall in love with him then break up with them for his entertainment , cheater , ugly gehtto ass abused piece of shit who kills cats of his ex girlfriends
Girl: Hes really hot. whats his name ?
Girl 2: Alex hes a man whore piece of shit
Girl: Ewwwww lets leave i dnt wanna look at him
Girl 2: Alex hes a man whore piece of shit
Girl: Ewwwww lets leave i dnt wanna look at him
by JuggaloShit August 23, 2011
Get the Alexmug.