albatross

A person who, upon spreading their arms to full horizontal length, resembles an albatross. This is also usually accompanied by an albatross boost.

Dominic's name might as well be albatross.

by Sergeant Panda February 12, 2009

albatross

being stabbed

he got fucking albatrossed.

by madmanzoot November 7, 2011

diego albarno

A refugee who likes to sniff his mum's knickers whiles bathing with his dad.

Danny:Hey
Ollie p:Let's go do a Diego Albarno
Danny:With a cucumber
Ollie p: Of course

by kieran & Luke April 12, 2004

Royal Albert Hall

1. When a man enters a room playing an instrument (which he must be able to play well) whilst completely naked and with the instrument positioned as to bring the genitalia into prominence. This is best accomplished playing something by The Who.

2. A song by Cream.

I heard Babba O'Reilly, so I turned around just to see my brother Royal Albert Hall me. Thanks Ian.

by abuskeletor October 7, 2010

Albatross

The act of slapping both ass cheeks of your partner simultaneously while in the doggie style position, creating the effect of an albatross during takeoff.

Damn it, Jimmy! I can't sit down after that Albatross Session...I though we were going bird watching?

by TG July 2, 2004

Albert

A Albert is a idiotic stupid restart that needs to learn how to live a real life. Unlike a Jacob alberts are horrible in bed and have no balls to do anything. Alberts usually act stupid and crazy like there on crack and much more things and drugs. There are many Alberts but any on with the name Albert Robinson is the worst person on planet earth and the universe. This person needs to leave this earth and die in a big fat hole.

Albert- hi guys you want to go play basketball (with a idiotic voice)
Random person-sure but why do u sound so stupid and also you sound like your on crack.

by Jacobsenj11 February 10, 2018

alberto

A guy who is cocky, sarcastic but very intelligent and sweet. He is a bi sexual man who will go after anything that his heart desires. But overall he gets what he wants but what he gets will mostly be a guy or looks like one.

friend 1: have you seen alberto?

friend 2: I think he's giving a BJ to his cousin.

by Bj Martinez June 8, 2013