Alan Dang

Alan Dang is a good camera operator, however, he only buys the latest and greatest gear to distract from his baby dick.

Alan Dang operated great in that last take, but when he squated you totally saw his baby dick

by Cinema G November 24, 2021

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Alan Jagos

A man who is the secret sauce of 195

Alan Jagos is the secret sauce

by Alan Jagos January 11, 2019

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Alan

Alan is a lost soul, who doesn’t want anything serious and leads people on

Alan is a mean person

by Mysticmoon916 May 25, 2025

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Alan Light

Alan Light is my teacher.

'Hey do you know Alan Light?'
'Yea he's my teacher,'

by THEBIGBIGTACO February 6, 2021

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Alan is a wonderful guy with a MASSIVE heart. He also has EXTRA big feet. Has fluffy guinea pigs called Spud and Doug, they also have MASSIVE feet. Alan uses a lot of product on his beard that is really shiny and fluffy and nice.

Also he wants people to know that he has very masculine hands (WHICH ARE ALSO BIG).

Alan likes soup and brown hair ;)

Alan has a massive heart...

by fancyphanickpants October 30, 2020

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