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Alan

The nicest person out there, it is easy to become friends with him. He is the type of person who would do anything to make the people he cares about happy. Words to describe him: smart, generous, caring, kind, cute :), talented, and funny. He is a complete sweetheart and can't stay mad at someone for more than 30 seconds. He is literally flawless and can make the perfect friend, or something even more. Once you meet an Alan, you'll never want to let him go. Once he leaves, it may be hard for him to come back.
Person 1: You know that guy who is really good at guitar and volunteers at the animal shelter?

Person 2: Oh him? Yeah, his name is Alan.

Person 1: Really? No surprise there :)
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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Rebecca And Terry Alan Crews is Cancer And Herpes.

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Person 0: Rebecca And Terry Alan Crews is Cancer And Herpes.
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Alan Chalmers

The winner of the Soccer 5th's Blue Best and Fairest Award and he is 4'2 and he's Burmese.
Person 1: Wow how short is that one story building
Person 2: It must be only 20 or so Alan Chalmers's tall
by An Smarrt pearsun August 28, 2025
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Alan

A guy with a huge dick. He does track and run fast. A nice caring person, when you piss him off a lot he becomes aggressive and you eventually get humiliated. He becomes stronger each time a person treat him like shit. Just wants peace and no disturbance. Not a male slut and doesn’t like goofy ass brats bothering him. Sometimes he will even roast you and become funny.
“Alan is a nice person.”
by Jtay23 January 24, 2024
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Alan is a person who pretends to want a relationship to feed their ego, comes and goes, and is not genuinely invested in a long-term commitment is often described as engaging in "breadcrumbing," or exhibiting narcissistic traits. Breadcrumbing involves giving small bits of attention and affection intermittently to keep someone interested without committing to a serious relationship, often for the purpose of ego validation or manipulation. Narcissistic traits include a strong need for attention, admiration, and a lack of empathy, which can manifest in behaviors like breadcrumbing and emotional manipulation. If you meet an Alan encourage him to seek help and to check him self into a Psychiatric Health Facility. Stay far away from, and don’t feed into him or encourage him, he’ll only get worse.
Alan is a guy who lacks empathy.

Alan has a strong need for admiration, attention, and a lack of empathy for others' feelings.
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Terry AlAN cREWS: "'eAT mY mEAT'"

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