Alan David Schlong

1980s radio reporter who covered baseball for unhead station in New Jersey. Giant microphone reminiscent of horse's dick.

Oh, no, here comes Alan David Schlong with that giant microphone, what a schmutz.

by tirtle July 09, 2018

Alan Dang

Alan Dang is a good camera operator, however, he only buys the latest and greatest gear to distract from his baby dick.

Alan Dang operated great in that last take, but when he squated you totally saw his baby dick

by Cinema G November 24, 2021

Alan Sama

Alan refers to a male child, usually white. Other traits include but are not limited to above average rapping skills, doing Emo hair, Savagery and Banging your Hoe.

Sama is a Japanese honorific which stands for Lord.

"You're improving but you're still a long way from becoming like Alan Sama"

by xxxbangyourhoexxx September 17, 2017

Jim Alan Dickson

The fuckin goat

Jim Alan Dickson: "I shat myself and it was gooey"
Person 2: "nigga is so cool"

by Fat Johnson June 10, 2024

Alan Carey

A gay person who would do anything with a pulse try’s to avoid the urge of turning around for a cheeky look.RO

Don’t be an Alan Carey

by DRoRo February 04, 2019

Alan Price

Alan Price is an English musician who is best known for being the keyboard player in the world famous rock band The Animals. His 45 second solo "The House of The Rising Sun" is godly and perhaps one of the best keyboard solos ever. After leaving in 1965 due to his fear of flying, he formed his band The Alan Price Set where he released several UK hits such as "Simon Smith and the Amazing Dancing Bear", "Hi-Lili, Hi Lo" and "The House That Jack Built." He has released over 12 solo albums, his first being "The Price to Play" in 1966. He still preforms today in London. Not to mention, he is incredibility hot and has great blue eyes.

Did you know that Alan Price was in The Animals?

Alan Price's solo career peaked in 1966.

by hailey1028 October 17, 2022

Sloppy Alan

A Sloppy Alan is when you shart but catch it with your ass cheeks so it never touches your pants. Leaving pants clean thus not resulting in shit pants.

Bro #1. Bro I just sharted Bro.

Bro #2. Bro you gotta go change Bro?

Bro #1. Nah Bro I caught it with my butt cheeks and it never touched my pants!

Bro #2. Tight! A Sloppy Alan!

Bro #1. Sloppy Alan!

Bro #1 and Bro #2 High-five.

by RyButtnik October 05, 2023