AIDS nap

Is when a person sleeps any more than 12 hours, with or without AIDS. Generally people with AIDS need a lot of sleep.

"Honey, you went to bed at 9pm last night, and didn't wake up until noon the next day. Is everything ok!?"

"Yes, I had an AIDS nap. I just don't care about life right now."

by wrathchild20 February 13, 2014

AIDS Grenade

AIDS Grenade (noun): When you start hanging out with a chick who has AIDS, just so that everyone will think you close, and then when your enemies come out of the woodwork to bang her, they get AIDS.

Dude: 'Does Jim really bang that junkie chick who's always hanging around?'

Bro: 'Naw, she's an AIDS Grenade.'

by doktorj November 24, 2014

Aids child

A adult/ child with no life

Thanks for stealing my kill fucking aids child

by Skidbubs_ July 10, 2016

aidsie

A newborn baby which is born with the HIV virus because of a promiscuous and drug addicted mother.

If you are HIV positive you should avoid having children because aidsies have terrible life expediencies!

by Randy Fucking Rogers March 24, 2017

aids mic

A very cheap or low quality microphone that sounds very unpleasant to ones ear.

"Joe Stain has an aids mic."

by netoconection July 24, 2017

aids blanket

being covered by semen on a surface likely to leave open wounds.
such as Performing bukkake while laying on a bed of nails or a pile of broken glass.

She rolled around in the broken beer bottles , while all the men gave her an AIDS Blanket .

by AspergersBear January 27, 2018

Aids muffin

Someone with a muffin tuck who has aids

I cant go to the store without seeing an aids muffin

by Toastees March 19, 2018