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I am being privately assassinated by KKTheEmo

AlphaReborn being killed by KKTheEmo
AlphaReborn is being killed by KKTheEmo "I am being privately assassinated by KKTheEmo"
by Ecliptist July 8, 2023
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Roast Beef Assassin

It is when a woman takes her beef curtians and wraps them around the mouth and nose of their partner and renders them deceased.
Ashley was so furious with Steve that when he fell asleep, she squated over him and smoothered him with the roast beef assassin. But there are probably worse ways to go...
by Heybabe380 September 7, 2023
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asbestos

A Greek island, lying between Domestos and Lesbos.
We went on holiday to Asbestos.
by Anonymous September 4, 2003
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arsesome

A threesome where anal sex is the only kind of sex allowed...
Mary, Joseph and Gabriel had a massive arsesome last week
by Woody0606 April 16, 2007
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assed up from the calves up

used to describe a woman (usually) hu has a saggy arse.
boy 1: man! that hoe sho is assed up from the calves up!

boy 2: fligga is talking crazy. mo fo has some bitchin arse. i'd sho like to slap up, slap down and slam on that!

boy 1: fo shizzle!
by xTruth_Hurtsx May 18, 2007
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the assassin

When the first and ring finger are pressed together with the middle finger resting on top, and all are shoved into a girl's fuzzy flounder.
Dude, I totally assassinated that bitch last night! Chalk up another one for Brockman!
by Brockman, Fedor, and Portabelli September 6, 2003
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over my pile of ashes

"Over my pile of ashes" is a phrase from the book "Breaking Dawn" from Stephenie Meyer. This book is about vampires, who can`t die (like every other vampire). The phrase is like "Over my dead body!", just for vampires, because they can only be killed by ripping them in pieces and afterwards burning them up. Then there are only the ashes left, so it can only be "over their pile of ashes".
Vampire 1: "Go and bite this ugly woman over there!"
Vampire 2: "Over my pile of ashes!"
by Mads298 August 21, 2008
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