josh allen things

Magical plays invented to demoralize a defense and delight Bills fans everywhere; the opportunistic things one does to lead a herd forward through a field of haters

Show ‘em what you’re made of kid, you can do Josh Allen Things!

by Mamicake the Original November 9, 2025

Cadillac jak Allen felts Mason Morgan jessop

This is the one mothafucka that will kill yo ass for sayin the wrong shit. Hates nazis. Loves weed. Will steal your girl

Person1: I'm cooked
Person2: why
Person1: I pissed off cadillac jak Allen felts Mason Morgan jessop
Person2: rip bro

by Me mothafucka November 19, 2025

Tony Allen

The Grindfather, he was defensive menace, especially on the Boston Celtics and Memphis Grizzlies. He was a 1x NBA champion in 2008, was on the 6x All-Defensive Team, and even Kobe Bryant said that he was the toughest defender he went against!

Friend: Did you hear about the Tony Allen jersey retirement on March 15th?

Me: Of course I heard about it!

by Jorblint February 20, 2025

Allen

“To break with great destruction”

Allen is known for breaking people, specifically with great destruction.

by UNCDoubleJ March 24, 2025

ZYON ALLEN

my king

mrs.best’s chin : ZYON ALLEN bad asl

by nighazinpariz June 7, 2024

Allen

A person who misses his skills and then says damn bro im lagging

Winfred hooks a creep when there are 3 enemies around. he says " Bro its my shitty ping"
He just did an allen

by pujaka June 8, 2024

Allen Key

A state of mind that can only be reached through the consumption of copious amounts of ketamine.

You may feel the urge to dismantle and reassemble IKEA furniture or adjust several bike seats with your head.

Person 1: "I am an Allen Key, put me back in the toolbox, babe"

Person 2 (Gandhi): "You need to stop taking horse tranquillisers my child, man is not meant to become small hand tools"

Person 1: "Pffft...whatever it's Allen Keyin' time, I'm boutta Allen Key all over this joint, I'm comin' for your sockets MOTHERLICKA!"

by GammonMuncher69 July 11, 2024