I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from

Inspired by the "eating crackers" definition. A really hot chick that you just know doesn't have stinky shit.

"Britney Spears may be a raving lunatic, but I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.

by where the wite wimmen at January 28, 2008

spray yard

When one uses the shower head to masturbate in the shower.

"Yo shelisa, I had a blast using the spray yard last night."

by Shelissa August 30, 2016

Yard Burger

Dog shit.

I was walking through my yard and my neighbors dog left me a yard burger. Fucking dog.

by triple24 September 9, 2011

Dūūne yard

Dūūne yard, is a slow motion Trap house that smells like vinegar that nothing but fetynal fiends frequent. Most likely to have never less than 12 to 17 opiate addicts pulling waps up with the one and only rig in the yard or smoking off the same spot stained piece of generic tinfoil.
Also a yard where your forsure gonna step in dog cat or human shit either coming in or leaving out only know yards are in Pierce County Washington (253)

Aye nigga is that compound over there juugin.
Fuck no that ain't no compound Them aren't tweeters
Them black and blue TRON ADDICTS
and it's THE DŪŪNE YARD WHERE U EITHER COME WITH SHITTY SHOES OR EXIT WITH SHIT ON THEM!!!!

by Mrmessymess September 3, 2021

Yard rage

When you lose your temper in your workplace when asked to do something when you are not ready

Jays been asked to move the lorry while he is still loading He has got yard rage now

by Jexma September 15, 2021

yard rage

Yard rage

A feeling and in some cases accompanying behavior that arises in some individuals resulting from attempting to complete mundane but required domestic outdoor tasks that are unexpectedly made more challenging by other humans or non-human animals.

When I was mowing the stupid lawn today I suddenly smelled something weird, turns out the mower ran over and sucked up a pile of my downstairs neighbor’s dog’s shit and as I walked along, mowing the rest of the lawn, the vacuum action from the lawn mower was blowing hot, shitty air straight at my face. Omg, I had some hardcore yard rage.

by atleastfourcats August 11, 2019

yard guard

An article of clothing i.e. sweatshirt, sweater etc. to cover a woman's rear end (back yard)

Every day Amy wears a different yard guard to keep all the guys from staring at her ass

by Tee K May 14, 2014