“ayo! that song watermelon sugar, is definitely about pu**y.”
“its actually not. it’s about loving dick.”
“its actually not. it’s about loving dick.”
by twinktom April 25, 2021
An exclamation of shock.
Jeff - "I'm so bored, I wish there was something on telly..."
Stanley, upon switching on the TV - "85b watermelons!! We're missing Neighbours!"
Stanley, upon switching on the TV - "85b watermelons!! We're missing Neighbours!"
by Daniel Burgess February 02, 2004
Archimedes' Principle of watermelons states that any watermelon juice which is absorbed by a marshmallow will make the marshmallow heavier and wetter and better tasting.
Modernly made famous by Tom Willett in his tutorial on how to eat a Watermelon.
Modernly made famous by Tom Willett in his tutorial on how to eat a Watermelon.
Bob:"Can you explain Archimedes' Principle of Watermelons to me, Tom Willett?"
Tom:"When you combine a marshmallow and watermelon, and you spoon it around in the juices of watermelon and then you take it out you will notice that the marshmallow has taken on some of the properties of the watermelon; it is more pinkish-redish in appearance, and wetter."
Bob:"Thanks! I finally understand it."
Tom:"When you combine a marshmallow and watermelon, and you spoon it around in the juices of watermelon and then you take it out you will notice that the marshmallow has taken on some of the properties of the watermelon; it is more pinkish-redish in appearance, and wetter."
Bob:"Thanks! I finally understand it."
by TheWerepyreKing March 01, 2013
It is the month old white excretion from an unwashed old fat lady’s pussy that tastes almost as sweet as a chocolate truffle
I like to have big fat lot lizards sit their pussy right on my face so I can eat that ripe watermelon sugar out of their pussies, unfortunately, it’s hard to tell if it is the majestic watermelon sugar that’s been sitting in their pussy for a month or if it’s some other guys cum
by Shanen123 February 11, 2021
As per "Dirty Dancing" upon meeting a gorgeous man for the first time and the first thing you say to him is "i carried a watermelon"
by caroline mcc July 14, 2006
when your having sex and you use your ball sweat to lubricate a watermelon and then stuff it into an asshole while shoving it deeper with your dick
by ilumanati March 06, 2018
A process or organization with little value or function other than to support its own existence. Similar to a self licking ice-cream cone (see spinnish )
The Orlando Expressway Authority's advertising budget just goes to prove what a self eating watermelon it's become
by jondrew December 12, 2010