A large clean towel that you carry with you while strolling the beach, and then drape around the shoulders of any cute chicks whom you meet prior to giving them a hug, so that you don't hafta endure any disgusting yucky-sticky skin-to-skin contact with sweaty/oily arms, necks, chests, backs, and shoulders during said embraces.
I find that bathing beauties are much more willing to give me a hug when I bring along an embracing-towel; I even occasionally receive a warm-hearted compliment from da chick for my being "such a perfect gentleman" to think considerately of her like that.
by QuacksO December 2, 2018
Get the embracing-towelmug. The special towel designated to be used during sex to protect the bedsheets from any scuzzy residue coming out of the participating parties.
by Theyoungwolf98 April 26, 2022
Get the scuzz towelmug. <.7.9.7.6.>Place A Towel On The Floor, Urinate On A Certain Spot And From Which, Wence, Throw It Inside A Hamper With Clothes Then Wait 15 Hours To Wash Dirty Clothes With <Waste>Ur<i>ne<wastE>
<.7.9.7.6.>Place A Towel On The Floor, Urinate On A Certain Spot And From Which, Wence, Throw It Inside A Hamper With Clothes Then Wait 15 Hours To Wash Dirty Clothes With <Waste>Ur<i>ne<wastE>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Place A Towel On The Floor, Urinate On A Certain Spot And From Which, Wence, Throw It Inside A Hamper With Clothes Then Wait 15 Hours To Wash Dirty Clothes With <Waste>Ur<i>ne<wastE>mug. I did the Xbox 360 towel trick and then tried it in other places in life and it actually does work everywhere.
by rubless October 11, 2018
Get the towel trickmug. When you’re definitely not rolling in money, but you feel like a big spender because you’re tearing off three or four paper towels at a time to handle a tiny spill. This is the kind of rich where you’re not counting sheets, you’re just living that lavish life with extra absorbency.
Alex: "Whoa, are you seriously using four paper towels for that little coffee drip?"
Jordan: "Yeah, I’m paper towel rich now. I don’t have to play it safe with just one anymore."
Alex: "Dang, living the high life, I see!"
Jordan: "Yeah, I’m paper towel rich now. I don’t have to play it safe with just one anymore."
Alex: "Dang, living the high life, I see!"
by The Josh Speaks October 26, 2024
Get the Paper towel richmug. by GetThemOutOfYOurLife June 12, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>I Finally Toweled MY Hands I<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Similar to a Pearl Necklace, but not as splotchy. When a full sheet of cum is applied to the body without any gaps or holes (ideally rectangular in shape, but not required). Often a group effort, but can be accomplished by determined or particularly gifted individuals.
by KratosElGreatos September 20, 2025
Get the Warm Towelmug.