by jsu August 10, 2005
ass hole who takes credit for an athletes dedication and commitment. commonly praises that soccer players attract many women. (and strangely talks about a soccer players strong thighs an awful lot....)
1.) Hey Jim pause the cowboys game, I'm going' to the bathroom to take a huge soccer fan.
2.) Hey, did you see those to soccer fans gargling each others balls last night?
3.) I wonder if that soccer fan knows theres a used condom hanging from his shorts....
2.) Hey, did you see those to soccer fans gargling each others balls last night?
3.) I wonder if that soccer fan knows theres a used condom hanging from his shorts....
by sid07gino08 May 15, 2008
A white, suburban woman whose only purpose in life is to drive her whiny ass kids places, be a housewife, and go get her hair and nails done with her friends. She is Christian, and hates anything that might corrupt her "beautiful innocent babies".
Me: turns on "Black and Yellow" on phone
Soccer mom sitting 2 benches down with her toddler: EXCUSE ME what is that trash you are listening to? You better turn it off right this instant!!!
Me: Bitch you ain't my mother now shut up or move if you don't like my music, I was here first anyway
Soccer mom: I will tell your PARENTS about you corrupting my sweet innocent little baby! Now see what they say about that!
Me: *turns up music and flips her the bird*
Soccer Mom: *runs away crying*
Soccer mom sitting 2 benches down with her toddler: EXCUSE ME what is that trash you are listening to? You better turn it off right this instant!!!
Me: Bitch you ain't my mother now shut up or move if you don't like my music, I was here first anyway
Soccer mom: I will tell your PARENTS about you corrupting my sweet innocent little baby! Now see what they say about that!
Me: *turns up music and flips her the bird*
Soccer Mom: *runs away crying*
by yeaaaaaboiii October 09, 2017
by randomcringenerd April 28, 2021
Drunk soccer is a drinking game where players do tequila shots while playing soccer.
How to play:
Each team gets one sober player, the goalie. At the start each team does a shot (or enough alcohol to get buzzed, except the goalies). Each time one team scores, the opposing team has to do a shot. At half time both team do a shot (again except the goalies).
How to play:
Each team gets one sober player, the goalie. At the start each team does a shot (or enough alcohol to get buzzed, except the goalies). Each time one team scores, the opposing team has to do a shot. At half time both team do a shot (again except the goalies).
by arminel01 November 21, 2013
by 69 Dae 69 June 17, 2020
"Damn it , Caitlin ,I told you to stop showing up to our games in soccer thot shorts."
"Look at that Asian chick, swinging her tits like she owns this field like an damn soccer thot"
"Look at that Asian chick, swinging her tits like she owns this field like an damn soccer thot"
by chibivix March 01, 2017