A Manky Wank 

Having your partner shit on your bell-end whilst you wank

Geoff: "Uh uh uh, yeah baby, I'm cumming"
Toni: "Take it out, I have a turd brewing so you can have a manky wank"
Geoff: "For fuck's sake! Now I've gone limp!"
Toni: "You are such a loser"
Geoff: "Bitch!"
Toni: "Faggot!"

A Manky Wank by John Lidgley May 23, 2008

a mans gotta eat, a ducks gotta die 

what you say when you see a duck, see someone murdering a duck, currently murdering the duck yourself or when you are eating a duck. Only the coolest people know this great saying by the Red Ducks

*sees someone eating a duck"
"a mans gotta eat, a ducks gotta die"
"your quite correct, the duck is dead; I am eating it"

a mans gotta eat, a ducks gotta die by Red Ducks August 24, 2017

a manny 

A Manny is someone who drunks alone in him/her room

I'm pulling a manny tonight

a manny by Benrayel May 31, 2020

pulling a manchester

An act of discharging bodily waste through anus (aka taking a dump) by a human on a beach while completely naked.

Etymology: Modern Canadian English; origin Cape Scott, Canada.

The legend has it that once upon a time a fellow from Manchester, UK went camping with some Canadians to Cape Scott in Canada, where the Manchesterite performed a rare ritual of getting naked and discharging supposedly large quantities of bodily waste when waves hit the beach also washing his anus at the same time, while shouting some gibberish that no one understood. Some of his fellow Canadians cheered at the exercise of freedom, while others found it as an act of pollution, together they called this ritual 'pulling a Manchester' due to the the origin of the British fellow.

I saw him pulling a manchester!

Our Manchester-pulled sea is useless for swimming.

I saw remains of a manchester-pull on the beach this morning!

pulling a manchester by equallyextendedonallsides December 30, 2008

text-a-mans 

A text or email sent to a man for a weekend tribute.

LET’S ALL SEND OUT SOME TEXT-A-MANS

text-a-mans by D-Dizzle81 January 5, 2017

Be Like a Mango 

This term is used to describe doing a task or act with skill or finess.

The abbreviation B.L.A.M. is also acceptable.

Guy 1: Bro I'm just gonna stop I can't dunk man.
Guy 2: Your trying too hard just B.L.A.M.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Just be like a mango.
Guy 1: What the hell is that supposed to mean.
Guy 2: Just do it softer.
Guy 1: Ok (dunks ball) guess I'm gonna start being like a mango

Be Like a Mango by OG Dirtbone November 30, 2013

Bang Chan is a manly guy you know lol 

Bang Chan is a manly guy you know lol

Bang Chan is a manly guy you know lol

Bang Chan is a manly guy you know lol by sdinaz October 23, 2023