key to happiness

That precious uniquely-carved strip of brass that a hot chick entrusts you with, and which allows you to unlock the front door to her house/apartment. (Well, duhhhh…!)

The ultimate gesture of a nice lady’s trust in you is if she lets you have a copy of the key to happiness.

by QuacksO July 13, 2018

cockpit key

A box cutter or utility knife. Used to gain entry to airplane cockpits for skyjacking.

Jason dropped the cockpit key on his foot and had to get stitches.

by 3speed March 23, 2010

key scramble

a common excuse for being late somewhere

Coach: Why were you late to practice??
Athlete: I was in a key scramble!

by lmr2233 July 6, 2011

key hand

a man who is horrific at fingering women

“yeah......... he definitely has a key hand”

by gaybitch69420 May 26, 2018

insert key

the most cancerous key for typing, press it and you are fucked if you do not know how to turn it off.

i was typing in my document, pressed the insert key and it was the end of the world for me.

by waterm3lon December 21, 2019

queer key

a glorified form of being really homophobic, or just saying something that was a little insensitive.

"dude, you're being pretty queer key right now" "wow, that guy is being really queer key"

by missiwis June 2, 2019

Rope Key

To continue sexual intercourse even after having lost an erection.

Golly, I was so drunk last night that I had to force the old Rope Key. I feel so silly.

by trop142 December 2, 2010