The act of being bound while a gloved assailant violently strokes your dick to completion only to continue tugging your red inflamed member until it peels and blisters
by Boostedbb February 04, 2015
The inexplicable gap in your internet browsing history, caused by using incognito mode to watch porn.
by ottermode August 24, 2014
by bato May 10, 2006
A sudden desire to masturbate.
"Dude after seeing your sister last night, I had a fap attack."
"Thinking of your mom gives me a fap attack."
"Thinking of your mom gives me a fap attack."
by Deathkiryuu January 30, 2012
by uihero May 07, 2009
Random nigguh - "Oh yeaaauh nigga ifs mah mahfaking 11th birfday brah! Gimmie mah prezzies and GTFO so I can birthday fap on dat shieet."
by lolidkyuaskbro May 30, 2011
person 1: Dude, what happened last night.
person 2: You and Jim got epic drunk last night, one thing lead to another and you got a topless fap dance by Jim.
person 2: You and Jim got epic drunk last night, one thing lead to another and you got a topless fap dance by Jim.
by McGoogan Houzen August 22, 2011